Saturday, February 27, 2010

Two Sentences for 3/01

Sentences:

(1) Juggling sentence fragments in her mind, Virginia Tufte and I went to the Firemen's Fair and bobbed for green apples almost forgetting in our bliss how charming An Inconvenient Truth had been the night before.

(2) As usual, darling Ezra, who unconditionally drinks Jack Daniel's before his bi-daily rap battles against commonly illiterate Paterson-reared Philistines, purged himself between bustin' out a hoppin,' Bootylicious® rhyme and signing a dangling, mammalian breast with a streaming emission of stomach surplus temporarily suspending the naturally incurious air of the sullen-eyed, verbally belligerent attendees; a not uncommon description of Wayne "life."

1 comment:

  1. 'Course, I probably wouldn't get ahead with these sentences if not protected by academia. Well...close enough to academia.

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