Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Stories

Five Stories Told:

(1) Told Mother we're all in Hell
(2) Told Kristin about roommates
(3) Told Grandmother to cook the her dog into a cheesecake
(4) Told Father about roommate who got caught by police "drinking while driving"
(5) Told Bobby about God

Five Stories I want to tell:

(1) Story of PCP user who peeled of his face with a razor and feed the pieces to his two dogs
(2) Story of Civilized Cats in Denville
(3) Green Society of the future
(4) George W. Bush for Third Term
(5) Breast Massages on Long Beach, CA

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